I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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