She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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