Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Of course I have a pirate flag
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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