I can tuck mytits in my pants
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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