I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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