Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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