The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
