bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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