The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Randomize
