I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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