And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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