the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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