Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she told me i tasted like america
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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