White coat. Heels.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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