Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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