When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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