Just cropdusted the office
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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