I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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