that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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