K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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