what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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