I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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