So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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