Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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