There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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