Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
