ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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