I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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