so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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