yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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