drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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