we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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