You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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