some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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