Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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