i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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