I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
