..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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