Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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