ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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