It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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