Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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