they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
one might say we're banned from that church
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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