i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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