how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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