so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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