After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The struggles of a small town man whore
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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