idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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