lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
