Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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