Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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