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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  This girl wants me to lick her pits

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  pits??

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  Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.

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  First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend

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  About five minutes ago. You’re good now.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook

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