u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Pooping to opera.
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