Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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