Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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