i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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